douchebagitis 

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

douchebagitis by camann November 12, 2009

Douchebagitis 

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

Douchebagitis by twofacediav June 21, 2009

Douchebagitis 

a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape

He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis

Douchebagitis by oohnooo February 19, 2010

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010

douchebagitronly 

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

douchebagitronly by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.

Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

Douchebaggistan by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007