misstache

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

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A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

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"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

misstache by hlbndr December 8, 2009

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The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

misstache by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

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molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

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When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

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Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

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