Paisley Sex 

Having sex on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room will a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. Also, the chick should wear paisley lingerie and the guy should have a paisley condom. Also, there should be a disco ball. Its very fun and dizzying.

"Ayyy brah, last night me and my girl had some intense paisley sex at the house of paisley."
"How was it?"
"Fuckin crazy!"

Paisley Sex by BobTheBuilderXXYXXZ December 6, 2011

Paisley shower 

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.

After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...

Paisley shower by marka March 9, 2005

paisley sealy 

terrifically body-fluided mattress

dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?

paisley sealy by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

paisley , scotland 

paisley is a cool place and is run by the coolest dude about Grant Edgar

were are we ?

dont know but check that cool dude!

wee must be in paisley , scotland

paisley , scotland by coolest guy fae paisley July 31, 2009

Parsley Smite 

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

Parsley Smite by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

parsley soda

Parsley Soda is a fictional carbonated beverage featured in Lemony Snicket's children's book series "A Series of Unfortunate Events" which debuted in the 6th book of the series, which is titled "The Ersatz Elevator".

The 6th book is located in a timeless city with its culture featuring a concept known as something being 'in' or 'out'; Essentially being the concept of a trend, 'in' and 'out' describes a spectrum of popularity and replacement through a simple lens.

Just as the name implies, parsley soda is a parsley-flavored soda that is often found unpleasant to taste, the drink in itself is unsavory in taste in its entirety, even if the parsley is replaced with another herb such as basil— one would have to sugarcoat it immensely, perhaps with a sugar bowl. Parsley soda replaced the aqueous martini as the 'in' beverage favored by the elite, or mere obsessive 'in' trend chasers.

Esmé Squalor: "Jerome! I need you to go down to 667 Dark Avenue's P.O. box down the flight of stairs!

Jerome Squalor: Why can't you come with? Why down the flight of stairs? We have an elevator.."

Esmé Squalor: The elevator's ersatz, besides, I'm not going since you're supposed to pick up the 2 crates of parsley soda I got since frankly, I'm not interested in breaking a fingernail.

Jerome Squalor: Can I at least slide down the banister?

Esmé Squalor: No.

parsley soda by BASILOTTIE April 1, 2026

social parsley 

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

social parsley by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011