Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Turkey Balls 

When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck

As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls

Turkey Balls by Coneja July 7, 2009

Turkey Balls 

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

Turkey Balls by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich 

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Turkey ball 

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.

Did you see that guy turkey balling me?

Turkey ball by thebmarinara August 22, 2012

turkey ball 

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

turkey ball by umbie March 21, 2004

turkey ball 

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving

Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

turkey ball by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010