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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

make a train take a dirt road 

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.
I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

dirt road 

another term for her ass, a good route to take when she is leaking ketchup juice from her stanky.
when the river runs red, take the "dirt road"

the dirt road 

A secret term to use instead of "Anal".
Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'
the dirt road by AlmightyMoses April 6, 2017

dirt road 

dirt road by Jeremy December 3, 2002