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the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
wand by Lisette April 5, 2005
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A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
This show sucks, toss me the wand.
wand by Wesuvius June 24, 2009
Among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men's laxin sticks but used by some females.
grab your wand and lets throw braw!
Wand by Ovie=God March 6, 2008
A stick that you can use for FRICKEN MAGIC!
Do you have a wand
Wand by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019
a tool used to practice magick in pagan traditions
Go get your wand for this
Wand by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020
to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.
ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.
wand by carlaandchloe September 5, 2007