twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

by deathwish124 July 3, 2009

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.

by lies03 May 1, 2008

Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.

We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

Twitterling

The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.

Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!

by Areano23 August 31, 2012