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boringness hits me 

A sentence used to express that your feeling really bored all of a sudden.
You:- Ugh boringness hits me all the time
Your friend:- lol xdd

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

boriness 

It's the boring in its most pure form.
You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.
boriness by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

boringest 

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.
blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.
boringest by brian sapient April 24, 2008

Bondingness 

The quality or state of bonding.

Adjective to describe when there is a connection between people or things.
Coach: What are some take aways from this practice?
Teammate: I think we need to work on our bondingness a bit more for our game this week.

boringest 

the most boring thing relative to the group of boring things compared to
"you are the boringest person in the world"
boringest by Aaron Cheng February 4, 2004