Captain 

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

Captain by a person you don't care about December 19, 2014

captain 

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

captain by shaggymorphism October 31, 2021

Captain 

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

Captain by candy_mountain November 14, 2012

captain 

Short for Captain Morgan's Rum

I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.

captain by Ides of March August 22, 2004

captain 

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

captain by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

captain 

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

captain by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Captain 

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.

"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".

Captain by TheAthlete November 2, 2014