Khristopher 

Handsome, beautiful and amazing. Best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.

*Oh, you just pulled a Khristopher.
*Josh you are just like Khristopher.
*Christopher, you are Khristopher.

Khristopher by K.P.KA May 18, 2010

Khristopher 

Christopher spelled with "K".

Parents named son Christopher, but drunk nurse writes "Khristopher".

Khristopher by Peter December 9, 2003

Khristopher 

A guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.

Khristopher stinks

Khristopher by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011

Khristopher 

Someone who is severely autistic and cannot Communicate very we'll. As of a result he tends to scream, sing very terrible, or spit out racial and or homophobic s slure. This can also be a combination of all

Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY

Person 2: Why are you so loud

Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher

Khristopher by BigNibbaOnCampus December 8, 2018

Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.

Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.

Christopher Columbus by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020

Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.

Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes

Christopher Columbus by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021

christopher bang 

Christopher Bang
1. The Boy who loves everything and everyone, the boy that deserves the world
2. The one I love
Similar;
Best Leader, Perfection, Love, flirty, cute, hot, lovely, angel, angelic, every good property a human can own
Opposite;
Anything bad

1: Do you believe in Perfection?
2: Of Course I know Christopher Bang!

christopher bang by Cxtty December 14, 2019