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blondike 

I place which is abundant in blond girls. Like Klondike was known to be rich of gold during the gold rush.
The Playboy mansion is a blondike!
blondike by Ivan Ivanov January 30, 2008
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Another name for a smoothie. Since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. Therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been adequately smoothed to earn the title "smoothie".
Dave: Hey man, want to try some of my smoothie?

Matthew: Nah man, you still have ice chunks in it - that's a blendie.
blendie by brave toaster August 16, 2012

Blendies 

Nipples that are almost identical in color to the areola making then "blend" into the breast.
"Nicole had wicked small nipples and they were blendies. I could barely see them."
Blendies by Neverjudging March 16, 2010

Blyndiken 

A furry piece of shit, usually consisting of many green spots and can occur after anal sex.
I had some rough anal last night, my shit looks like blyndiken now!
Blyndiken by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Blendixed 

When you eat a certain color ice cream , and you skin turns that color.
I was completely blendixed the other day,I was blue
Blendixed by Leah05 February 21, 2019

Blondike Bar

1. A dumbass

2. A bimbo

3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass
(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.

(Person 2) Wait what do you need?

Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.

(Person 2) I don’t get it

(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..
Blondike Bar by blindue June 14, 2022