Specterize

To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.

The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.

Specterize by Scientician July 16, 2008

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spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

spencerized by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

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Specterize • Spectere • Spectrite • spencerized • The Spectrozele

Spectere

The sexiest man on the face of the earth.

Spectere is 1337er than a mofo.

Spectere by dj taka October 20, 2004

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The Spectrozele

One that usually responds with "ah yes" in conversations

Person: Hey look at this funni image I found
The Spectrozele: ah yes
Person: Hey, this one kinda looks like you!
The Spectrozele: a h y e s

The Spectrozele by Marvelous eh? January 10, 2019

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Spectrite

A person who is high on the spectrum

'That guy is a spectrite, he has austism'

Spectrite by Hejbej May 20, 2020

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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