Andscrew

A Samoan anal licker who can't keep his dick out of the asses of dogs

That Andscrew needs to back of my puppy before I tat on his face.

Andscrew by Tats McGee April 7, 2009

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Poo and Screw

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!

Poo and Screw by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

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chew and screw

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.

I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.

chew and screw by betty ford June 1, 2005

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Brew and Screw

A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.

Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.

Brew and Screw by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009