happy crappy

All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.

Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.

happy crappy by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008

Happy Crappy

To be defecated upon by a clown.

Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.

Happy Crappy by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009

Slap happy crappy 

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

Slap happy crappy by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

happy chappy 

"Chap" is an informal antiquated way for "fellow", "dude", "guy". It becomes "chappy" for making it rhymes with "happy".
If you're happy chappy, you're pleased, happy.
Often used in a sarcastic way and with a negative.

- "Omg, how do you even like this song, it really sucks!"
- "Sounds like you're not a happy chappy...go listening to your stuff then"

happy chappy by Slax February 27, 2014

happy clappy 

A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.

Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!

happy clappy by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

happy clappy 

A term mainly used by older generations to describe harmless, usually religious songs, or groups of singers. Songs sung at Brownie meetings, or by nuns visiting play groups for kids, for example.
Sometimes a guitar or piano features in the proceedings.
Often a tamborine.

"Were you there when the Singin Nun came by?"
"Yeah, that was so damned happy clappy."

happy clappy by Wolfacius April 30, 2005

happy clappy 

where someone has clap (chlamydia) and they are happy about it.

person 1 - im soo happy today
person 2- why
person 1- cos i got tested for clap
person 2- do u have it
person 1- yes

person 2- you have happy clappy

happy clappy by come near mans u get cheffed u November 18, 2019