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"Hypothetically, if we locked eyes in a car park, and I grew so much I obstructed your vision with my schwa, would you look?"
Schwa by jasper3209 March 21, 2023
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1) An expression of excitement, or extreme happiness.
2) Acknowledgement of someone who has greeted you, or a greeting in itself.
3) A state of mind, in which one is relaxed.
4) A neural vowel sound used in the dictionary, depicted as a lowercase letter 'e', rotated 180 degrees counter-clockwise.
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Slang originated from Hashmeer of Group X, who used the phrase "Shiggity shiggity schwa." Eventually, Jager, of The Hoodlums in Upstate New York, began to use Schwa inan every day context.
1) "You got HALO2? Schwa!"

2) "Hey dude."
"Schwa."

3) "How do you feel?"
"Schwa."

4)
schwa by Jager February 10, 2005
A "neutral" vowel that sounds like the "uh" sound at the beginning of "about" and is represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries.
-What do you call that funny-looking letter in the dictionary? -It's called "schwa".
schwa by pentozali March 10, 2009
Reginald: SCHWA!!!
Billy: SCHWÄ!!!!
Schwa by gseve93 October 21, 2010
A person whom nobody notices. He/She tends to play dirty tricks on people and still go unnoticed. People say that to see a schwa is a real miracle, most people go their whole lives without seeing them. It takes a very observant person to notice the schwa.
Marty: did you hear that?
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
Schwa by Alyssa Danger January 12, 2009
The most undefinable word
Usually used in excitement, as a positive description of something, or as a sentence in itself. Extra "a"'s can be added to the end of the word.
"My new guitar is uberly-schwa!"
"SCHWA!You guys are awesome!"
"SCHWAAAA!"
"Rock music is Schwa"
Schwa by Frantic Chicken August 31, 2005