Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.
"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).