Textanese 

Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.

He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!

Textanese by DryCleanOnly March 6, 2009

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

Thotanese

A thotanese is a female that is easy to get and everybody in the entire school can hit that

That girl Thotanese she ain’t got no standards you just gotta say hi to fuck

Thotanese by LilTecca August 1, 2019

textyness 

overwhellmed with to many texts!

Matt Hanson is way too textyness for me!

textyness by xojenmeganox March 8, 2011

textesess 

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)

"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."

textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007

textnsex 

To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.

Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.

Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.

I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.

I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.

textnsex by Benjamus Prime (ЯR Kzoo) January 6, 2010

textaneous 

The immediate response you get to a text message.

No matter what time of day or night, Nick and Britt get textaneous responses when they text their friends.

textaneous by Jim and Tony August 19, 2008