monkey running

Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER

Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?

Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them

Bro: 2 PTS!

monkey running by The Robert Rodriguez February 28, 2009

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Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench by Strafferen September 16, 2009

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Money Under Mout Runnin

A term that is used mostly by African Americans when they want to express their opinions but can not think of the correct words. This phrase was made popular in the YouTube video "Mother fucking Bootleg Fireworks-Subtitled Version"

Before the African American mans friend lights the fireworks he exclaims MONEY UNDER MOUT RUNNIN!

Money Under Mout Runnin by MorganNormy July 11, 2011

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Money Under Mout Runnin

Originates from the expression, "put your money where your mouth is." If you talk shit you better be able to back it up with your money.

So you say you have gansta ass fireworks, money under mout runnin.

Money Under Mout Runnin by moneymout July 19, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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