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Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly
Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal
Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

That was some juicy hobknocker.
Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009
Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.
1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.
honyocker by Alpino January 13, 2009

hobooker 

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.
Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!
hobooker by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door
Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!
Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009