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Orlando is a very sweet and handsome boy who treats his s/o like they're everything to them. Very shy at first but if he's comfortable with you he will joke with you and play with you. He's weird in a good way and is a very true and genuine person. Hes very hot but doesn't know that himself. He won't lie to you he will make sure you know he loves you. if you find an orlando never let go because he's very rare and will treat you like his world.
Me and orlando went out today

Orlando is so cute and sweet
Orlando by bagel goldfish :) March 24, 2022
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Eats ass and pussy also his dick is 93 feet long.
Orlando means he is a ass eating pussy eating big dick motherfucker.
Orlando by Orlando LOl May 20, 2019
A city where people:
*Can't drive
*Are more often than not, a tourist
*Actually have to leave the clubs by 2:30
*Drive BMW's, but have foodstamps, WIC, 4-C, etc

Also, a city with never-ending construction which causes crazy back-ups on I-4
Orlando is HELL with a bungee cord.
Orlando by This.Girlie May 9, 2011
Super badass kid with a big dick and also gets all the lady's as well as great as everything in life
He's such an Orlando
Orlando by Dude47284773 March 14, 2017
Most intelligent , masculant, and handsome of the male species. A dashing ladies man with a rugged virile allure that leaves women soaking in their seats.
The penis of Orlando is sweet and savory like sauce drenched barbecued ribs.
orlando by Bethaney22 December 20, 2016
the largest amount of annoying tourism in Florida.

it's actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention Orlando all people think about is amusement parks.
FL native: heyy, you wanna go over to Orlando for a couple days?
Northerner: ooh, can we go to Disneyworld!?
FL native: ...stupid tourist, I'm going downtown!
orlando by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007
Orlando is not Lake Buena Vista, Kissimmee, or St. Cloud.
Disney World is in Lake Buena Vista, not Orlando.
orlando by pachito July 17, 2006