The Dollar Tree is a rare tree found in
* Bill Gates' backyard
* The White House
* Kentucky
* Sims 2
It
will grow you FREE money. On occasion, it
will grow crappy merchendise such as plastic
food. The seeds
will be found in certain parts of
Ireland. How do you think leprichauns get so many pots of gold? Yeah... Dollar Trees.
The Dollar Tree grows only in the warm climate of Kentucky or special patches which have been discovered by special people like Bill Gates. It is required to be watered five times a week and must be feed with a mixture of ground credit cards and crumbled checks. Mix it in with ground diamond powder. Wash, rince, repeat. After about a month, the tree
will be fully grown. When harvested, the money you make
will be $1,000,000. After a few years, you
will be as rich as Bill Gates and possibly even have 99.9999999999999% of all the money in the world! Bad seasons
will replace all of the money with crappy toys and stuff. There is a legend of a company who likes to steal the stuff and sell it in retail stores all over the USA! But there has been no evidence of this. and did you know... that dollar trees are incredibly well known in us
Fun Facts
* This is where money gets the green color
* Special edition Dollar Trees
will give you gold!
* Slightly less special trees
will give you silver.
* the doller tree is related to cotton, and jeans.