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The Liu Kang 

When u light the floor below you on fire, while enduring the pain beneath your feet, you procede to buttfuck your lover, when you are about to cum, you scream like Liu Kang, and punch your lover in the spine.
Bro, did you hear Johnny tried the Liu Kang last night and burnt his house down!
The Liu Kang by ASTRO_WRLD January 15, 2022

Kang The Conqueror 

The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.
Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.

bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

the kangaroo 

pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch
using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

The kangaroo 

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids
The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

Salting the kangaroo  

Getting a gullible person to believe you
I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball