brownhat 

Derived from hacker jargon White Hat, Black Hat A startlingly incompetent wannabe hacker with malicious intent. Fortunately for the world, his overuse of l33tspeak and Markov-generated technobabble render his malevolence simply amusing.

"heh. This brownhat says he's gonna send a 'multimuscular ILOVEYOU tcpip" virus to 127.0.0.1."

brownhat by tehpookleblinky June 22, 2008

brownhat 

A script kiddie or other individual who attempts to portray themselves as being knowledgeable in the area of computer security while having no such knowledge.

The term is generally used to ridicule those who meet this definition without their knowledge, in this case it is generally implied that the word is analogous to blackhat or whitehat. In reality it is meant to imply that the individual has "shit for brains".

<4w50m3r> u no I hav h4x3d paypal like 8 times.
<Sarcastron> Wow, that's awesome, you're totally brownhat.
<4w50m3r> u here that? im brownhat!

brownhat by Random_User... June 22, 2008

brownhatter 

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

brownhatter by yadswyver June 29, 2003

Brown Hat 

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

Brown Hat by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

brownbatter by lovekraft September 5, 2009

brownwater 

any dirty, greasy, smelly person who doesn't shower often

i just took a shower and when i got out there was a puddle of BROWNWATER. oh god iv been such a BEOWNWATER

brownwater by gunkbutt69 November 1, 2018

brown hat 

The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.

I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.

brown hat by dunno August 20, 2003