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Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual
He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.
Blarch by Big Tummy June 22, 2018
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Blarch was an exclamation originally used in Ancient China, in the provinces near present-day Shanghai. It was used most often when one burned one's tongue and distorted natural pronounciation habits.
Lao Gao took a sip of the soup and unexpectedly screamed "blarch!"
blarch by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
Adjective. To show disgust and negativity.
It could also imply frustration.
Ew, blarch! That’s so disgusting!!
blarch by Daisyface June 4, 2022

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy
1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now
blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Cate Blanchett 

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Cate Blanchett 

Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.
"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"