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apple-backer 

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

baked apple 

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.
I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.
baked apple by Necro-File March 20, 2005

Baked apple 

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.
Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

Applejacked 

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.
"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."
Applejacked by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

applejacked 

Characterized by marked muscular development; powerfully built; swole; ripped; jacked
"Man did you see that linebacker for the rams?"
"Hell yeah he was applejacked!"
applejacked by liljew July 4, 2008