CSU Sacramento

A soul-sucking, government run institution of "higher learning" in the cradle of Sacramento where nepotism rules, critical thinking is stifled, and dreams go to die.

The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.

John: I put in applications for UC Davis, Berkeley, and Stanford. You?

Jacob: CSU Sacramento

John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?

CSU Sacramento by Skywalker_77 June 29, 2014

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CSUSM

California State University San Marcos (Cal State San Marcos) is a mid sized public university in northern San Diego county.

Ten reasons to attend CSUSM:

10. Seaside reef

9. Cardiff

8. San Elijo

7. Swamis

6. D-street

5. Grandview

4. Tamarack

3. Oceanside Pier

2. San Onofre

1. Trestles

"I surfed Lower Trestles this morning before class at CSUSM and it was going off!"

CSUSM by Holden Howard September 13, 2012

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CSUSM

CSUSM is one of the 23 California State University campuses located in North County San Diego. It a a leading institution for Business, Education, and Nursing. CoBA is the College of Business Administration and they basically rule the school. They have MBA and some Doctorate programs now and are opening new programs all the time.

I'm going to Cal State San Marcos, CSUSM, their business program is the best in San Diego.

CSUSM by OnTheSearch October 28, 2013

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CSUSM

California State University San Marcos (CSUSM or Cal State San Marcos) is a public comprehensive university in San Marcos, California, United States, and one of the 23 campuses of the California State University system. San Marcos is a suburban city in the North County area of San Diego County. It was founded in 1989 as the 20th CSU campus. The first class was admitted in 1990.

Welcome to CSUSM!

CSUSM by CaliDude2018 July 3, 2018

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csuse

Csuse is a man who calls people pussyio’s because they have small thumbs.

“You have a small thumb, hairy butt whiskers.

You pussyio!” Or “I is man, csuse”

csuse by dxno May 26, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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