shlate 

When you have to take a shit you just can't hold and it makes you late for an appointment, a party, to meet friends or whatever.

"Hey Scottie, Sorry I'm so shlate, I just couldn't hold it. "No trouble. What's 15 minutes buddy?...So, you can shit yourself in your new Mini Crapper or race over here like a man possessed on dumps sweats. Hell no!!! Better shlate than never."

shlate by Al Nolan December 23, 2008

shwater 

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Shlatulence 

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.

Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.

Shlatulence by jaxst November 27, 2010

shlake 

shane+blake
best ship in the world

Shlake is my favorite ship, it’s very gay. Shlake i gay

shlake by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 11, 2021

Jonathan Slater 

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

clean slate 

Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.

After a decade of philandering, I'm going to start my thirties with a clean slate.

clean slate by JimiBiz August 21, 2008

Shatenfoid 

German, for feeling good about yourself when your enemies anus has been violated.

I now feel shatenfoid after my enemy was raped last week.

Shatenfoid by james karmichael May 4, 2009