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Coverdale 

A sensual, physically and aesthetically attractive flapjack. Sometimes engulfed in processed sap of the elusive Acer pseudoplatanus.

A person that is often considered partially divine. Extremely attractive, both in personality and in physical prowess.

A person that is, for lack of a better term, a BAMF
The original bible verse of John 3:16 read, "For God so loved the world He gave us Coverdales."

The mere sight of a Coverdale makes me orgasm harder than any mere human ever could.
Coverdale by TheHairSalon December 9, 2008
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David Coverdale

A British rock star who has a miraculous talent for singing, as well as a knack for teasing his hair up higher than it should ever naturally go.
During his "normal human being" period (1951-1972) he spent his time as a child and as a club singer.
In his "oh my god I can't believe I'm in Deep Purple" phase (1973-1976) he worked as an adequate replacement to Ian Gillian in Deep Purple.
He later transitioned to his "I think I'm going to name a band after my penis" period (1977-1984) in which he started Whitesnake and achieved much overseas success, however in the U.S. most people we're too busy telling each other to "relax".
It wasn't until his "freebase cocaine and hairspray" period (1985-1991) that the U.S. finally took notice of him and his band.
When Whitesnake broke up in '91, Coverdale retreated to his "I think I'm going to cut my hair and act real serious" period (1992-2001) in which he cut his hair and acted really serious.
Finally, he made it to his "I'm a total effing rock legend and you know it" phase (2002-present) in which he has lightened up considerably, regrown his hair, and reformed Whitesnake.
David Coverdale lives in Lake Tahoe and is happily married to his (third, I think)wife.
1.
Person A: Who is the greatest rock singer of all time?
Person B: David Coverdale.
2.
Person A: Do you think David Coverdale's hair had an influence on Whitesnake's late 80s success?
Person B: Of course.
David Coverdale by gojira930 December 23, 2008

Autumn Coverdale 

She has blonde hair, blue eyes and wears glasses. She is very insecure but she is very pretty, A lot of people like her but she doesnt know it. But she has her heart set on only one person.

Daniel coverdale

This person is AMAZING
They are smart, fit, athletic, handsome and a gun at soccer. They are always complimenting you and is extremely nice to you.
You would defiently want a friend/boyfriend like Daniel C
Person 1: oh my god look at that guy play soccer
Person 2: yeah he must be a Daniel Coverdale
Daniel coverdale by Anisha.parker6 September 30, 2018

Outkicking your Coverage 

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.