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Imminence 

It or they will happen.
The word imminence is related to any subject in a possible future of events to come. These events can be spontanious or over time but they will become, and therefore become Imminence. It is closely related to the word imminent which explains the actual event where Imminence explains the event entirely as a whole. Non-Indigenous become Imminence as they will happen but the time frame is not specified.
Imminence by The Tenth Doctor March 9, 2009
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imminence 

The effective phenomenon of linear time (material reality) emerging from consciousnesses.

The primary focus of Judaism.
Judaism focuses on imminence (effective phenomena emerging from consciousnesses) while non-Jewish religions focus on immanence (sense appearing from sentience (self-consciousness)).
imminence by tomorrowtomorrow December 9, 2018

His Imminence 

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
His Imminence by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

Imminent Rueage 

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.
He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.

imminent poop to poot ratio 

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

epic fail imminent 

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation
In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

Imminent Death Syndrome 

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
Imminent Death Syndrome by Kiko December 19, 2003