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fellating the ghost 

Excessively praising a dead person.
"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."
fellating the ghost by czehner March 17, 2015

Fellating the Cheeto 

An wavering devotion to the Orange Man in the White House, characterized by fawning, sycophantic rhetoric, and bruises on thebknees.
Donald was surprised the gayhered admirals and generals weren't fellating the Cheeto when we walked onstage.

self-fellating 

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
self-fellating by A-lista March 28, 2010

Self-Fellating Fillicide 

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008