The art of being impregnated, sexually harassed, touched by... etc. Only an elite few gain this accolade!
a: 'I got arooned'
b: 'No shit for real?'
a: 'Yeah'
b: 'Shit'
a: 'I know... then he Arooned a horse'
b: 'LOL'
a: 'He loves horses'
b: 'Whata pervert, poor horse, was it ok?'
a: 'Dunno, i ran away'
So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.