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Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.
Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

bore-boarded 

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
bore-boarded by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.
Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009
1. the act of being hit by a boob
2. boob to boob action
3. a naughty act from a boob
"Shit, keep your fucking boobs away. You keep boobading me!"

"She boobaded him...right on the face, too!"

"That chick is such a slut; she always tries to boobade others on purpose."
Boobaded by jenntherandom April 19, 2009

Bombirded 

I was sitting on the park bench when I was suddenly bombirded by a flock of pigeons.
Bombirded by saxxyaj April 21, 2009

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.
Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded