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Patrick Moore 

our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"
Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone
Patrick Moore by claudia January 1, 2004

Patrick Moore 

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.
Patrick Moore by The Professor November 7, 2003

Patrick Moore 

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!

Pah, Pah, Pah Pah-Pah Paaatrick!
Patrick Moore by Kiran September 13, 2003

Patrick Moore 

Top monocle wearer and Arthritic percussionist who likes to look at uranus through his powerful telescope.
Xylophone . Eclipse . Nortons Star Atlas.
Patrick Moore by A fan of patrick November 15, 2003

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026