Sagerism
When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...
Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010
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Sagetism
The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.
An example of my true love for Lord Saget:
Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."
Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."
Sagetism by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007
Sageism
Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.
But I’d like to add a new meaning:
An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’
But I’d like to add a new meaning:
An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’
Do you agree with sageism?
samerism
Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!