diffuse 

If something is diffuse, it is very spread out or scattered.

Her memories of her past were scarce and diffuse, as she could only remember specific things.

diffuse by TheRedEyedReaper April 25, 2016

Diffuse 

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.

Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.

Diffuse by Naukloster July 5, 2018

lose and diffuse 

In sports, the opposite of "win and in"; describes a team's situation entering a game in which if the don't come out victorious, they are eliminated from postseason (the diffuse element is derived from the fact that the players on the team will go their separate ways at the conclusion of the season).

Man, if the Giants don't win this week, they can't make the playoffs.

Yeah dude, it's 'lose and diffuse' this week.

lose and diffuse by T. Coughlin December 22, 2010

Ninja diffuse 

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents

I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.

Ninja diffuse by Urban Duude March 14, 2021

diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.

Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.

diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006

Diffute 

When your trying to say dispute or refute when in a drunken debauched state.

"Your honor. That officer is lying. I want to diffute his testimony."

Diffute by Sizzler Hardpan June 10, 2018

Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.

My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

Diffusentration by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010