Kemping 

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.

"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."

Kemping by matt_leigh September 13, 2014

Kemping 

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.

Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.

Kemping by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011

Kemping 

Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.

Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.

Kemping by Wallace Boggs August 24, 2004

Shawn Kemping 

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

Shawn Kemping by C.J. December 8, 2004

Ross Kemping 

To intentionally put one self into a difficult/dangerous situation for a investigative purpose.

"..Me and Matt are Ross Kemping it into the ghetto later"

Ross Kemping by dodo2night November 19, 2016

travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night

I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.

travel-kemping by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010

Keeping it 55th street 

Keeping it real; being upfront and honest.

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."

Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021