Well for me a Seah is a person who will support you all of your life. She will be with you in all ups and downs. And she's gonna be crushing you at Swimming.
The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
A man that all he talks about is the seahawks. Even though he never liked the Seahawks before the became good. Basically the typical Seahawks fan. Always wears Seahawks his jersey.
Person 1: he did you see that guy that talks about the Seahawks.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He is SeahawksJoe
Person 2: What a Fag