Cactusness 

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

Cactusness by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020

Cactuses 

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

Cactuses by Joniquai January 5, 2004

cactuses 

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

cactuses by PresteWood May 6, 2018

Cactuses 

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

Cactuses by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Cactuses 

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

Cactuses by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Cactuses On Venus

Online web series debuted in 2004, originally as an independently published comic line inspiring the now famous ‘salad fingers’.

Little original information remains clear as the author remained anonymous but plans of a sequel have been rumoured since 2024, 20 years after its debut.

Man, have you read the new episode of Cactuses On Venus??

Cactuses On Venus by Man,Really? May 3, 2026