Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english
equivalent of "get or gather
your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most
effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are
out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a
wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the
leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.