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a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner
any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."
schooner by schooner love June 18, 2008
I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar
schooner by cochise August 16, 2012
A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!
A. Ummmmm....Beer.

B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"
Schooner by The Cash Man June 18, 2004
Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.
1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!
Schooner by LOVERS! December 17, 2010
Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.
Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.
Schooner by user12369420 February 4, 2021

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019