bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion

I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer

Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!

"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"

Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

bloodfart 

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

bloodfart by weasel February 10, 2003

bloodfart 

A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).

Joey's mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.

bloodfart by jayhawk April 19, 2004

bloodfart 

this occurs when you fart and a large splatter of blood shoots out of your anus.

Dude, I had the biggest bloodfart yesterday, it hurt so good.

bloodfart by b2therizzle May 20, 2008

Bloodfart 

A fart that is so rank it makes your ass bleed.

John: "oh God! That stinks like sewage and dead whales!"

Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"

Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."

Bloodfart by Stale Ale May 20, 2010