An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
(Vraagekster= Dutch word) Literally translates to: "Question Asking European Magpie". Someone who sees shiny stuff in a store and enters to ask a million questions about it and various other articles that come to his/her attention. In the end (if the store is crowded) the person wastes a lot of valuable time that could've been spent at paying customers and in other cases only causes general annoyance for they rarely buy anything and just fly off when they're done picking the poor clerk's brain.
A "vraagekster" enters a store and spots a big computer and starts asking all kinds ofquestions about it, then spots a wall of computer mice and asks about all of these mice (Good example: Borat shopping for cheese), then switches to computer screens and finally tells their life's tale only to conclude with saying "thank you" and leaving or maybe, god willing, to buy a 2GB USB stick worth 5 bucks that the clerk could've spent on another waiting (and hopefully still waiting!) customer.
The foremost position in an army or fleet advancing into battle; the foremost or leading position in a trend or movement; those occupying a foremost position.