Idiot meatheads that have moved on from hanging out in the weight room listening to metallica to attending hardcore concerts with the intention of "fucking kids up." A vast majority of jockcore kids are insecure straightedge kids who take their teen angst out in the pit.
Jockcore Kid: Dude, tommorow, I'm going to the Throwdown concert and punching everyone smaller than me in the face.
Me: You're a fucking moron. /wrist please.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.