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Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.
Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.
Shortables by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018
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shootables 

An object suitable or worthy of being shot
"The tank is out of shootables" - quote TalkButNoWalk 2017
shootables by matt8263 March 21, 2018
if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"
Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't
Snortable by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Snortables 

Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
Snortables by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012

snootles 

Whenever Jayroy and I are in the mood for Cocaine we ask the question, "Snootles?" in an English accent.
snootles by Krizzles May 29, 2009

Snortables 

Adult version of a lunchables but in powder form and inhaled through the nostrils. Often comes in little sandwich baggies.
Hey Sniffany let's go to the restroom and do some snortables.
Snortables by Rowdyruck December 2, 2023