Stonered 

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!

Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!

Stonered by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018

Stonered 

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it

Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!

Stonered by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

Stonered 

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it.

Jason and Nikki laughed because they was stonered more than they ever stoner than they have ever stonered before .

Stonered by DamnGurl77 March 16, 2018

Stonehedge Chin 

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.

Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.

Stonehedge Chin by Arkerpa October 18, 2010

Stonerd 

(noun) a person that is a Stoner and a Nerd origin: mc chris blog

Stonerds play Star Wars Monopoly while listening to Bob Marley.

Stonerd by Koolaid July 29, 2005

Stonededness 

(n)-The state of mind of being high as balls

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness

Stonededness by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

Stonkered 

Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"

Stonkered by BuffaloJoe1 May 12, 2015