Flot

Adj. A copious or excessive amount. A fucking lot.

B: How much email do you get?
N: A flot.

Flot by The Spider Pig August 17, 2011

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Flot

The 'clapping' sound a Scrotum makes when slapped against skin. As it would sound during excessive "male" masturbation when the scrotum slaps against a palm, or during fast intercourse; when gravity and momentum slap the scrotum against the partner's skin very close to an orifice. The area could be a chin, pubic region or anal region, depending on position of the two people involved.

Hooper knew what was going on in Bryan's bedroom because he could hear the 'Flot-Flot-Flot' from outside the closed door.

Or,

As Abel's scrotum 'Flotted' against her skin, he was amazed at just how sloppy the sex was that night.

As a means of insult; Shut up, Flothead! Fuck off, Flot-Face! You've got Flot breath...

Flot by Riffkin August 3, 2009

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Flot

Pot that has been dropped or found the floor

I found some flot in my car, so we blazed a bowl in the parking lot

Flot by dannidave October 16, 2008

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Flot

N. Pot that fell to the floor, either just recently and retrieved, or rediscovered from a long-ago transgression. While most commonly happens in the car, due to space constrictions, flot has also been known to show up in one's bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, etc.

Danielle: "Damn, we are all out of stuffable herbage. Whatever will we do?"

Dave: "I don't know, babe-" <looks down in car> "Alright! We got some flot here!"

<All rejoice.>

Flot by WisemanX October 16, 2008