harry monk 

Spunk,Jizz,Man juice

When she looked at her dress it had harry all over it!

harry monk by mysterious chicken June 11, 2003

harry monk 

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.

Harry on the Boat!
Spunk on your face!

harry monk by Harry November 3, 2003

harry monk 

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

harry monk by Jezza March 31, 2005

harry monk 

english rhyming slang - harry monk = skunk, which is slang for marijuana!

to be used when you can't mention drugs, like when your mum can hear you on the phone - "is your mate Harry coming over with you tonight?"

harry monk by vetdan September 4, 2003

hairy monkeyvitis 

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

hairy monkeyvitis by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

Hairy Monkey 

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005

Hairy Monkey. 

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

Hairy Monkey. by neerg February 18, 2012