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Marlboro BLEND No.27

SMOOTH-RICH-MELLOW
The best cigarette out there.
-Can I trade you a Camel Light for a Marlboro BLEND No.27.
-No. I don't want that shit.
Marlboro BLEND No.27 by 27 July 28, 2008

Marlboro Blend No. 27 

Marlboro's finest blend. Flavored with various brand name alcohols including, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's, and a whole bunch more that I can't remember.
Customer: "Gimme a pack of 27s."
Vendor: "Excuse me?"
Customer: "Marlboro Blend No. 27s."
Vendor: "Ummmm..."
Customer: "The ones in the gold pack... nope, left... down... no, back up... next to the reds... YES, THERE YA GO!"

Marlboro Blend No.54 

Marlboros new blend, tastes like 27's but menthol. In dark green packaging with gold lettering. Tasty cigs
Man1: Dude 27's are good but i wish i had menthols that are as tasty as 27's.
Man2: are you fucking retarded? heard of Marlboro Blend No.54?, which are pretty much mentholated 27's. Theyre tasty as fuck.
Man1: lemme get one.
Man2: no faggot get your own
Marlboro Blend No.54 by landorf July 14, 2009
a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference between limp and hard in length or size.
he tried to triz; thats when I saw he had no bend
no bend by Weso April 9, 2007
Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
no bend by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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