Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

Sedouched 

Seduced by a douche...obviously :P

I've been sedouched...again </3

Sedouched by emily1234569 July 27, 2011

stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009

SheDouche 

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.

Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.

SheDouche by Xderloin May 24, 2011

slouched

to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs

After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."

slouched by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010

Slouched

To be very high; usually on downers or weed.

-Why are you laughing so much?

~Man, I'm slouched.

Slouched by Schlong Holster September 24, 2013

Sedouchin 

The act of a douche bag trying to seduce a lady and failing.

That guy is totally sedouchin her.

Or alternative ways to use the word:
That guy was totally trying to sedouche that chick over there.

Those guys were a bunch of sedouches.

I have a friend that is a total sedoucher.

Sedouchin by jessemcclain36 August 10, 2010