Freemanism 

(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)

Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.

Freemanism by Bloodraven412 January 4, 2010

Freemanism 

The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.

John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?

Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.

Freemanism by Jordan Fust August 15, 2008

Freemanism 

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

Freemanism by Sir Oberon The Striped April 27, 2009

Freemanism 

A holy order dedicated to the worship of the Holy Voice of Morgan Freeman, and other such Holy Persons of specification.

Joe: May the blessings of the great Freeman be upon you!

Jim: Wow! I feel more epically amazing in every way than just before you uttered that phrase! It must be a gift from Morgan! I am going to convert to Freemanism!

Joe: That's five million, seven hundred and twelve!

Freemanism by The Propheteerer August 2, 2011

Freemanism 

Based off of an interview with Morgan Freeman, Freemanism is the idea that if you just stop talking about racism, it will go away!

Interviewer: "Well how do we stop racism?"

Freeman: "Just stop talking about it!"

"Hey your a RACIST!"

"No, I believe in Freemanism!"

Freemanism by WiseCracker49 April 20, 2018

Freemanism 

The belief that intensely studying freemanpedia 2 days before the ap test will get you a 3 or above

Hey we don’t need Hinduism to pass this test we need freemanism

Freemanism by DubzBeveryday May 14, 2019

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Threegunvash October 17, 2008